Friday, July 02, 2004

What a Whore

Paraphrasing the infamous words of Jay Leno, what the HELL was she thinking?

While I'm sure that some people are of the opinion that she was a hormone-addled teenage boy's "Porky's" movie fantasy come true, it has to be said that not all fantasies should come true. Teachers are in a position of trust, and part of that trust is the expectation that they will not act as sexual predators with the children they teach. Even in this sexed-up culture, 14 years old is still a rather tender age. Yes, I know that there are teenagers having sex at that age and (sigh) even younger, but let's hope that they are having sex with other teenagers, NOT people a decade or more older than them, and especially not their nympho reading teachers.

But moving past the illegal and immoral actions of this whore towards the teenage boy, think for a moment about her poor husband, and their families. These people's pictures are pasted all over the internet now, smiling at their wedding. This poor bastard she is married to has to endure the indignities of being known as The Poor Bastard That Whore Is Married To. But the unkindest cut of all is the reason she gave for cheating on her husband of less than one year. She claimed that their marriage was suffering from "sexual inadequacies".

Oh my God, now this Poor Bastard is the Sexually Inadequate Husband of the Whoring Cradle Robbing Teacher. How lovely for him and his family. What a lovely parting gift from his faithless wife.

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